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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

Don't spook until you are spooken to.

Where do you take a ghost cat who's backed into a lawn mower?

To the local pub .... that's where they retail spirits!

Why are so few ghosts arrested?

Because its hard to pin anything on them.

What's a haunted chicken called?

A poultry-geist

On what type of street does a ghost like to live?

A dead end

What did the ghostly car driver say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A Dayscare Centre

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo

What's a ghosts favourite ride at the funfair?

The roller ghoster

Where do ghosts go to post their letters?

Highworth Ghost Office

Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?

Because you can see right through them

What is a ghosts favourite day of the week?

Frightday

What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast?

Dreaded Wheat

What is a ghosts favourite bird?

Scare Crow

What's a ghosts favourite West End play?

Phantom of the Opera

Where do ghosts go at night?

Anywhere they can boo-gie

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

Put your boo's and shock's on

What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?

A cockle-poodle-boo

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You look boo-tiful tonight

What do ghosts send to their friends when they are on holiday?

Ghostcards

What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?

Sherlock Bones

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